Vinny & Teddy

Vinny & Teddy sitting in a tree,

K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love.
Then comes marriage.
Then comes a baby in a baby's carriage.

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Yesterday, riding on the IRT subway, I figured out Easter's next Sunday. A woman with a dog in her shopping bag sitting directly in front of where I was standing had a long piece of palm sticking straight up that tickled my nose. I sneezed twice between 86th Street and Union Square. Each time, she said, "Gesundheit!" I answered, "Danke Schoen!" only because I remembered Wayne Newton and Ferris Bueller.

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