"You've Got Me On My Knees, Layla!"

Layla on Bleecker near Carmine, "Seven weeks old, and I still haven't figured out this thing called life." 

"Hi, I'm Layla, and I'm ready to kick ass."

"Ma! Better hide those high-end pumps."

"Dad, forget that calf leather attache - it's my chew toy - start paging Lands End's catalogue for a sturdy canvas bag."

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The New York Times published a new piece yesterday on old Yankee Stadium and my getting to sleep trick. Thank you, Metropolitan Diary!

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If you enjoy my stories please check out my memoir, "I Hate the Dallas Cowboys - tales of a scrappy New York boyhood." Available at Logos Book Store or online at Amazon or Barnes and Noble.

The book has 109 Amazon five star reviews out of 109 total reviews posted. We're pitching a perfect game. My old world echoes TV's "The Wonder Years" ~ just add taverns, subways and Checker cabs.

You can also purchase my photography portfolio, "River to River - New York Scenes From a Bicycle" on Amazon.

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August 20th @ 7:30pm I'm telling a few good ones at Apryl Miller & Friends Summer Reading Series #9 Feat. Thomas Pryor.  Send Apryl and RSVP to learn the address ~ apryl@aprylmiller.com