"Stoops to Nuts" Presents "Five O'Clock Lightning" Storytelling

So I'm upstate last night walking on a country road and I run into this Nun, two exchange students from Holland, The Scream, Guitar Man Gumby and Bambi.
I say, "What's up?"
Nun says, "I'll tell you what's up. I told these two no necking a hundred times and they're at it again. It drives The Scream crazy; and I had no idea that Gumby could play guitar, and why is Pokey absent and that stupid Disney deer is here."
I had no answer for the Nun, but after a chat I talked them into coming to"Stoops to Nuts ~ Bottom of the 9th on Cornelia Street" this Tuesday at Cornelia Street Cafe. Its our final show and coming to bat, "Five O'Clock Lightning" ~ Barbara Aliprantis, Phillip Giambri, Jim Hawkins, Adam Wade and Sherryl Marshall. $8 and a free drink.

"I Hate the Dallas Cowboys - tales of a scrappy New York boyhood"  available at Logos Bookstore and online.

You can also borrow it from the Middle Country Public Library on Long Island.  The Librarian there ordered it last week.